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What in the **** Board
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What in the **** Board

The 'What In The **** Board' is a Southpaw Fullsize XT Alice keyboard design by DerpTurtle, featuring a seamless aluminum case and customizable options. This group buy run by a minor ensures meticulous order handling through Keyspensory and offers various color, plate, and PCB options.

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05 Sep 2022

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15 Sep 2025 → 13 Oct 2025

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Vendor

Phenotype

Region TBA

Pricing & Kits

Estimated Price Range

TBA

Kits Offered

Base (Board Plate PCB and Assembly Parts)Solder PCBHotswap PCBPlateWrist Rest

Group Buy Info

Posted byRam
Published05 Sep 2022
Last Updated02 Jul 2023
StatusGroup buy ended
Start Date15 Sep 2025
End Date13 Oct 2025
Est. Shipping6 Months from GB Close, subject to delays or advances.
ManufacturerDerpTurtle, Ram, and Shiba
MOQMOQ: 100 Units each for Wrist Rests and Kits, Cap at 200

Project Specs

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Specs Listed
Name
What In The **** Board
Switch Options
Profile
Layout Size
Fullsize
Layout Standard
XT
Layout Ergonomics
Alice
Connection
USB-C
Polling Rate
Battery capacity
Mount Style
Top Mount, Sandwich
Case Colors
Gunmetal, Lilac, E-White, Raw
Case Material
Aluminum
Keycaps Material
Dimensions
Weight
Hot Swappable
true
Knob Support
false
Display Support
false
Mac/Win Support
Multi-Media Keys
false
USB-C
true
USB passthrough
false
Hall Effect Support
false
QMK Support
true
VIA Support
true
N-Key Rollover
Rapid Trigger
false
Screw-in Stabilizers
false
Sound Dampening
false
Backlight
false