What in the **** Board - Keyboard group buy cover image featuring keyboard, Southpaw Fullsize XT Alice, DerpTurtle, Ram, Shiba, seamless design, aluminum case, PCBs, QMK/VIA support, USB C, custom keyboard

What in the **** Board

Keyboard
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The 'What In The **** Board' is a Southpaw Fullsize XT Alice keyboard design by DerpTurtle, featuring a seamless aluminum case and customizable options. This group buy run by a minor ensures meticulous order handling through Keyspensory and offers various color, plate, and PCB options.

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Group Buy Information

Group Buy Dates

Timeline Information

Start Date
Sep 16, 2025
End Date
Oct 14, 2025
Est. Shipping
6 Months from GB Close, subject to delays or advances.

Pricing

Kit Prices

Base (Board Plate PCB and Assembly Parts)
USD$650
Solder PCB
USD$65
Hotswap PCB
USD$65
Plate
USD$65
Wrist Rest
USD$60

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Project Specs

Name
What In The **** Board
Switch Options
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Profile
-
Layout Size
Fullsize
Layout Standard
XT
Layout Ergonomics
Alice
Connection
USB-C
Polling Rate
-
Battery capacity
-
Mount Style
Top Mount, Sandwich
Case Colors
Gunmetal, Lilac, E-White, Raw
Case Material
Aluminum
Keycaps Material
-
Dimensions
-
Weight
-
Hot Swappable
Yes
Knob Support
No
Display Support
No
Mac/Win Support
-
Multi-Media Keys
No
USB-C
Yes
USB passthrough
No
Hall Effect Support
No
QMK Support
Yes
VIA Support
Yes
N-Key Rollover
-
Rapid Trigger
No
Screw-in Stabilizers
No
Sound Dampening
No
Backlight
No